Well holy healer on a pogo stick, y’learn something new every day. I didn’t know you could be a lawyer and funny at the same time but I laughed right through this. Clearly I have been consorting with the wrong sorts of lawyers.
#10 cracked me up. Also, I am showing #4 to my daughter should she not heed my wiser advice at any point in time. Like, the rest of her life.
Incidentally, it is totally possible to learn to code and still be a hot mess. I code. Somehow, I prefer the word eccentric to hot mess.
Now I’m going to follow you because I could use more laughing and less lecturing from people half my age.