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Trump Suing for 10 Billion Because He Doesn’t Draw But Oops, He Does!
Me, I just want to know who else is in Epstein’s birthday book
Y’all, I’m so sorry but I’m laughing. It’s good to laugh sometimes, isn’t it? Sometimes when the world is a mess, laughter is a very good thing.
And look — no disrespect intended. It’s just — I’m Canadian and we like to poke fun at politicians. Which is why Trudeau’s hair had its own Twitter and we’re never going to let him forget that speaking moistly thing.
So, apparently Epstein’s gal-pal Gizzy Maxwell made a birthday album for him on his fiftieth birthday. It was leather bound and filled with bawdy birthday messages from all his party-hearty besties at the time.
That was back in 2003, three years before he was arrested and anyone who knew he was a pedo wasn’t saying anything yet. Hush hush secrets!
The Wall Street Journal said there’s a birthday greeting from Trump in that book, with several lines of text, framed by the outline of a naked woman drawn with a black marker. I was already laughing at the black marker.
Apparently he has a thing for black marker, if you remember the memes.
Anyway, the WSJ said a pair of small arcs denote the woman’s breasts and the letter…
