The part that gets me is the superiority early risers often have, at least online. (Follow these tips and you, too can be an early riser.) I don’t get it. Such a silly and inane thing to staple pride to. The world is a damn mess and half the country is a few hundred dollars from broke and that’s what we’re reading? How to be a conformist?

Where’s the posts about how to be less conformist? How to make the world a better place? We need less capitalistic showmanship and more humanity. Thanks for writing this. Sweet dreams, it’s about that time! :)