Dearest Jodi,

This made me laugh. However, from the perspective of being a decade and change older, may I suggest that the getting shit done despite patriarchy is the most important in this paragraph? Also, the closet. Yeah. Closets!! Uggh.

The annual budget of fucks to give should likely only be things that make life better — especially if some of them might fall under the dreaded SJW category.

As for being a disappointment to family, that depends on the family. Some of the members of mine, I take disproportionate pleasure in disappointing.

You rock.


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